Top 5 Things I Currently Don't Care About (and never will)

1. The details about the tires on my car. I just know I need new ones okay? Don't cloud my thoughts of rainbows and butterflies and vodka with specifics.

2. Where you bought your khaki pants from. I didn't even know people still wear khaki pants.

3. Jon Plus Kate 8. These people are so irrelevant I can't even stand that I mention them.

4. Mafia wars/pokes/hugs/cupcakes sent to me via facebook. Pretend cyber cake? What is the purpose?

5. 100 calorie snack packs. It's called an apple.