Thanks H1N1 for Ruining My Weekend

2 boxes of Sudafed and 3 bags of throat lozenges later, I believe I'm ready to admit this may not be a cold. This "thing" has really put a damper on my life. As in making me unable to do anything. 5 days of unproductive weakness wishing I could just go into a coma until it's all over. How about that modern medicine? Why not a temporary coma shot when the flu attacks us? That, would be useful.