Thursday, June 4, 2009

The Best Thing Ever Said About Speidi

Heidi. Spencer. The most annoying twosome to ever roam the earth in the history of the world. Well, they're on an equally annoying reality show "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" in which c-list celebs do some sort of survivor competition. I care more about avoiding hangnails then I do about this show. Apparently the blonde bimbos have repeatedly "quit" the show and then returned. Personally I wish they'd "quit" being visible to anyone at all and live in the Amazon. But some good has come out of this unfortunate television programming decision- possibly the best quote EVER on Heidi & Spencer. 

As taken from, NBC's EVP of Alternative Programing said:

"They are everything that's wrong with America…they are insincere, lazy, entitled and they claim the devil has possessed them. They are back and this time they are contrite…yeah right.

What they don't realize is that they are now going to be examined and their value system utterly deconstructed. They are going to spend the night somewhere in isolation and guarded with lots of surprises…but not traditional reality [stunts].

These people really are going to bare their souls."

I'm making tee-shirts. SPEIDI: Everything that's wrong with America.

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